WHY ARENT THERE ADULT-SIZED PLAYGROUNDS
LIKE EVERYTHING IS THE SAME AS A KIDS PLAYGROUND
WHY DO WE NOT HAVE THOSE
theme parks. just. theme parks.
but u have to pay for theme parks
that’s the adult part
son of a bitch
ladies and gentlemen, behold
the St. Louis City Museum:
Playground for adults and children.
They even serve alcohol.
I know where we’re going guys
AM I THE ONLY ONE WHO SEES SOMETHING UP WITH ‘LUBE-GUZZLING GEAR-STICK SUCKER’
Yes, Rewind just called Brainstorm a cum-guzzling cocksucker.
Brainstorm’s just like “please, like that’s even a bad thing.” ♥
*pronounces “hors d’oeuvres” as “horse divorce”*
excuse me as i ruin something in my head before it has a chance to happen
dear valve i have a proposition for portal 3
1) the truth is out ive been watching transformers prime
2) SOMEONE. ANYONE. LEVEL WITH ME HERE
Why is it called a building? Isn’t it done building? Shouldn’t it be called a built
wedding plaza niko